Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Six Weird Things?

O.K. I'll play tag. Except I'll call the game
A Few Things I'm Not Sure Everyone Does or Thinks.

- For the past sixteen years I can't sleep without a hat on.

- I have never plucked a hair on my body. The idea seems upsetting and violent to me. I simply snip hairs that I don't want.

- I find myself daydreaming a lot about sculpting large works using cold mashed potatoes. O.K. I do think this one is weird.
And I've had these thought since I was a child.

- I refuse to turn upside down in water. No summersaults, no racing turns to push off the side of the pool. And I swam competitvely for two years in school.

- When I was about six or seven years old I actually saw the Easter Bunny walking on the sidewalk in front of our house. I can still picture him walking upright like a human, at least four feet high, with white fur and brown spots.


futuregirl said...

Great list.

When I first shaved my head, I had to wear a hat to sleep because I was so cold. I've forgotten how comforting it was. I'm not sure I could keep one on my head now, though, with all my hair.

capello said...

you've never felt the sweet pleasure of having your eyebrows waxed?