O.K. I'll play tag. Except I'll call the game
A Few Things I'm Not Sure Everyone Does or Thinks.
- For the past sixteen years I can't sleep without a hat on.
- I have never plucked a hair on my body. The idea seems upsetting and violent to me. I simply snip hairs that I don't want.
- I find myself daydreaming a lot about sculpting large works using cold mashed potatoes. O.K. I do think this one is weird.
And I've had these thought since I was a child.
- I refuse to turn upside down in water. No summersaults, no racing turns to push off the side of the pool. And I swam competitvely for two years in school.
- When I was about six or seven years old I actually saw the Easter Bunny walking on the sidewalk in front of our house. I can still picture him walking upright like a human, at least four feet high, with white fur and brown spots.
2 comments:
Great list.
When I first shaved my head, I had to wear a hat to sleep because I was so cold. I've forgotten how comforting it was. I'm not sure I could keep one on my head now, though, with all my hair.
you've never felt the sweet pleasure of having your eyebrows waxed?
lucky.
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